IHOP Review

Ok Yelp Elite member acceptance committee, here's my first actual business review coming at you like a Brazilian Jujitsu extended knee kick. My prior reviews were bullshit, but not this one. This shit is real.IHOP  saved my life last Tuesday.

I would personally like to thank IHOP and all of its shareholders (if this company isn't public it should be, franchising is for amatures) for the sobering 3000 calorie meal that allowed me to safely drive my car home from Union St after what I had promised myself would be a "one drink night" at Blue Light and Bar None.

IHOP on Lombard  is an oasis of culture within a homogeneous zone. The 4 egg, hash brown, 4 pancake, 4 slice bacon meal sobered me up and so did the cilentele. Favorites were the Latin Bill Gates look alike with light blue acid wash elastic waste band jeans sitting directly across from me with his arm around a Puerto Rican hooker wearing a red sheer body stocking and dude across the way with the kid n play cut (except not as cool or high) studying the yellow pages and me.

I had to subtract a star because I was burping bacon and pepto the next morning. And because it's IHOP.
2299 Lombard St
(between Steiner St & United States Highway 101)
San Francisco, CA
94123
Neighborhood: Marina/Cow Hollow
(415) 921-4004